There are two alligators in the White River. Seriously. Alligators in Indianapolis. What’s up with that? Some fool must have released their pet gators when they got too big to handle, figuring that having large, dangerous, invasive predators in our city would make life better for everyone. One of the places I normally walk my dog is a wilderness area that is right up against the river, so now I have to wait until they catch the things, or winter comes, before I can go back there. Stupid alligators. Well… stupid people really.

Read the story here. When this story was reported on the TV news last night they interviewed the cop in the photo, and he had seen the gators himself.